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Ah, the inevitable slow march of time. Spend some more of that time coloring on your food, why not, you have free will. Age is just a number but your number is really creeping up there, huh. Knees not what they used to be. This is a safe activity for the elderly. 

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A's For The Q's

What comes in each pack?

Each pack comes with six 58g Confetti Cake Sugar Cookies and 6 Food Dye Markers.

Nuts?

Made in Canada in a Peanut & Tree Nut free facility.

Allergens?

Wheat, Eggs, Soy

MAY CONTAIN: Milk

Where do you ship to?

For right now, we are only able to ship to Canada & the US. We are hoping to expand this in future.

Do you accept returns?

Since our cookies are perishable food items and made in nut free facilities, we can’t accept returns.

Are they real markers?

My guy. My dude. Real as in they are capable of coloring something in? You betcha. Real as in something you would find in a grade schooler's pencil case? No. They feel exactly like regular markers but the ink is food dye. They are also as tasteless a newly rich person building their mcmansion in the suburbs.

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