GRAB YOURS...
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BIRTHDAYS
Aging comes for us all, no amount of retinol will save you from the slow march of time. Have a cookie.
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HATERS
Got beef? Get cookies. When the BS levels are high, get them higher with cookies for the Haters.
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GIRLS
A pack just for the girly pops to enjoy - no boys allowed. Grab the ladies, a glass of wine, and get to business!
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FLIRTS
Pick up a pack, set a date, get some wine, and get your woo on. These cuties are for the bleeding hearts.
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STONERS
Puff, puff, pass the markers, the devil's lettuce has sent you into orbit - you need an activity and a snack.
Totally Real & Not Made Up Testimonials
I sent the Hater cookies to my ex-boyfriend of ONE week because I was rightfully mad. That’s how I found out he has a new btch—she DM’d me on Instagram to thank me for the ‘fun cookie coloring date night.’ UGH.
Bought these for my wife to spice up our sex life. And it WORKED! Well she claims its because I finally planned a date night for the first time in 5 years, but I’ll still give credit to the horny cookies. Will be buying again.
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My DUDE. These cookies are legit THE SH*T. Thank the snack gods there’s no weed IN them, 'cause I would’ve been gonzo after eating the whole pack in one night. 🍃 These things are so tasty it’s almost suspicious. #stonersnacks
420
So, my mom bought me these cookies... and like, I thought I was doing a solid job keeping things on the down-low, but apparently not. 😅 cookies AND support? Win-win. Plus, they’re actually delicious, so... thanks, Mom. 🏳️🌈💖
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OMG, these cookies were the star of our girls' night in! 💅🍪 We had wine, face masks, and these hilarious cookies to color—and let me tell you, it got CHAOTIC. 😂 🥂💖 #GirlsNightIn #WineAndCookies #ArtsyAndSassy
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